Welp, at least now you know you dont have to take anything your neighbor says seriously ever again lol.
ColdBeerPirate
Your neighbor should be in jail.
MonumentousDukie
Was he high?
Dawg605
Wtf is the black plastic looking shit on the edges? Some of it looks like it’s just the dough being burnt, but others look like straight plastic or something. Like the one in the bottom left corner.
Definitely a crime regardless.
Pierogi3
Looks like shit
Capable-Station296

BeefWellingtonSpeedo
The longer you look, the worse it gets.
figbott
What the fuck is this
StuntMedic
Was this pulled from one of those body farms where they train crime scene investigators?
QuiGoneGin86
It looks like it’s being served frozen
AntelopeCurrent3582
What the hell did they do to it? It looks like it could be good but also gutter pizza at the same time
ChubyCryBaby
Pizza looks like it came pre-made, but “fresh”. Like a take and bake pizza.
aubaub
If a pizza could speak, that one would be saying “Kill me now, please”
JudgeJuryEx78
Has it been sitting out on the counter for 3 days?
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Did they sell this? 😭
https://preview.redd.it/dci2j6nlniqe1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84aad31897cb0c478c44aa67c708df3f15245ad1
This came to mind. Definitely a crime
guilty on all counts

An hour after eating that thing
Oh my god, that is disgusting and horrifying
Welp, at least now you know you dont have to take anything your neighbor says seriously ever again lol.
Your neighbor should be in jail.
Was he high?
Wtf is the black plastic looking shit on the edges? Some of it looks like it’s just the dough being burnt, but others look like straight plastic or something. Like the one in the bottom left corner.
Definitely a crime regardless.
Looks like shit

The longer you look, the worse it gets.
What the fuck is this
Was this pulled from one of those body farms where they train crime scene investigators?
It looks like it’s being served frozen
What the hell did they do to it? It looks like it could be good but also gutter pizza at the same time
Pizza looks like it came pre-made, but “fresh”. Like a take and bake pizza.
If a pizza could speak, that one would be saying “Kill me now, please”
Has it been sitting out on the counter for 3 days?
Your neighbor needs to be charged as an accessory
It’s haunted. Crime